Me the Marilyn

A beach holiday is on the cards, so I was trying to get a new swimsuit to take along with me.

EVERYTHING I tried just looked terrible. I gave up and decided that a two-week fast from sugared foods and drinks should take place before I attempt swimwear shopping again.

Last night Roboman suddenly said he had something to show me. He took out one of his car magazines (either Autocar ASEAN or TopGear, I can't remember) and started flipping the pages.

Finally, he landed on a photo of the late Marilyn Monroe sitting in a car. He said: "Look, if she is around today, she will be considered fat." I stared at the photo and saw at least 2 rolls of fat around the tummy area. The angle which she was seated accentuated her waist and thighs.

I turned to him and asked: "Erm, so what are you trying to tell me?"

Grinning, he replied: "Just trying to make you feel better! (Because you look like her)"

I'm born in the wrong era!!

7 comments:

Jacinta said...

Haha, I have those days too... In fact, I like how they embraced Marilyn's beauty!~ :)

Sparkle Thots by Ruth said...

LOL. don't worry, you really aren't fat!

nuttyjas said...

In that case..let me join the ' im born in the wrong era' too!!

xrhapsodizingx said...

haha. Marilyn is sOOo sexy even with the fat thighs and spare tyre tummy. y O y !!!

corsage said...

jacinta: She is beautiful!

ruth: I'm bigger now than the time we met! Perhaps not fat but flabbier for sure!

nuttyjas: I've company! :)

xrhapsodizingx: She is!!

imp said...

you. IS. just need to continue the squash, blading and swimming. :)

psssT: bikinis are the most flattering of swimsuits. REALLY!

corsage said...

imp: Yes I already have two and am wearing them out! heh. Need to get new swimwear!